12月 2010
27件の投稿
My Favorite Conversation From Last Night...
Step-aunt C: Look at you with all those gray hairs! You're really getting a lot!
Me (quietly to my cousin, B, sitting next to me): I'm pretty sure I had this exact conversation with her at Uncle J's 60th.
Cousin B: When was that?
Me: A week ago.
Uncle P: Yeah, you'd better look out -- once they start coming they come quick!
Me: I've been getting them since I was 23.
Uncle P: Well, look out for when you hit 30!
Me: I'm 33.
Uncle P: Oh. Really? Shit, I'm getting old!
Sydvish: This may make me a bad person... →
nickihebert:
t-drag:
My family is having its white elephant Christmas gathering Monday night, and I’m considering not going (reason). Plus I have to work Tuesday.
[Edit] Plus, it’s in Donaldsonville.
I’m a bad person too. I also considered not going because it’s in Donaldsonville…
Tell her “whoops, I should have kept reading before I reblogged this.”
Nicki Hebert: This may make me a bad person... →
nickihebert:
t-drag:
My family is having its white elephant Christmas gathering Monday night, and I’m considering not going (reason). Plus I have to work Tuesday.
[Edit] Plus, it’s in Donaldsonville.
I’m a bad person too. I also considered not going because it’s in Donaldsonville and I have to be at…
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m going to go because it’s a family...
This may make me a bad person...
My family is having its white elephant Christmas gathering Monday night, and I’m considering not going (reason). Plus I have to work Tuesday.
[Edit] Plus, it’s in Donaldsonville.
Brian: I’m starting my afternoon with a girl throwing up on my shoes on the subway. Switch lines to have a guy stinking of liquor pass out while standing, only to fall on me. Please pace yourselves during lunch everyone.
Roddy: Sounds exactly like my day, except I was on a beach eating biscuits, and you were on the subway being puked on. So I guess not THAT similar really.
“ケータイ辞書で「憤り」を調べたら、「憤ること」って出てきて、憤りを感じた”
– 黒猫いなえ (inaegt) on Twitter (via yasunao)
この憤りはすげえわかる。www
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I had milk punch today for the first time since I was 18 months old.
The Dumb Stuff I Worry About
I went to WAKA House tonight, this time the one on Sherwood. The last time I was there was with Syd, Mills, and Will, so that may tell you about how long ago that was. Anyway, my waitress was Chinese, from Beijing, I found out, although the name she gave me wouldn’t have given that away (you know how they do — their name is something like Zhang Ziyi (picked that on purpose) and they...
How to Offer Encouragement to Someone Who Has... →
Thanks, Google!
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Strange Associations
One of my coworkers recently graduated from college, so today we had a little celebration for her (well, it was mostly just lots of sweets, like cookies and cake, and some decorations). The cake had purple flowers on it made of icing (which kind of makes me cringe, because that’s just too much fat and sugar). The flowers resembled purple roses. After a while, the cake had been whittled down,...
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Is it GPWSYWT or something?
“When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it’s kinda like they’re...”
– Mitch Hedberg R.I.P
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A Brief Introduction to Dozenal Counting →
Alternate title: “Why the Metric System Sucks”. Agree or not, the passion with which this is written should be at least amusing to everyone. Plus, it’s really hard to not get behind their mascot.
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This book is killing me.
まっ、まさか・・・土豆が優酷のようになってるんじゃないよな。な？
I hate having problems no one can fix. {{{p(●｀□´●)q}}} むかつくぅぅぅぅう～～～っ！！！
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NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
I was on my Chinese browser and did a search on a Chinese search site earlier, and this is what it told me in lieu of search results: 您输入的关键词可能涉及不符合相关法律法规的内容。 Roughly, that means that I searched for something that doesn’t quite meet the legal standards of some entity, which I assume is the Chinese government. The search term? 劉曉波/Liú Xiǎobō, the author and Chinese human rights activist who...
I wish there were a quick and easy way to re-introduce moisture to meat, like, say… blowing on it.
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“mixi でも Facebook でも 「いいね！」ボタンの隣に 「(´・ω・`)知らんがな」ボタンが欲しい。”
– Twitter / Onda Kenji (via erewwa)
これは面白すぎる！